After death,

I’ll die / we will die

Then nobody cares

That you existed

Our physical body

Will be buried or burnt

Some may shade crocodile tears

Real tears would be very rare

Anyway,

After my death;

I don’t have to wake up early,

Follow the routine and

Set work goals daily.

I don’t have to worry

About what to wear

And apply sunscreen

To keep me away from sunburn.

Neither I would have

To think about global dirty politics,

Nor worry for my

Country’s pitfalls,

No, I won’t have to even be

Upset for World Climate Change.

 After my death,

I would no longer be bothering how to pay

My utility bills?

Wait for salary to be deposited,

Or anxious about my child’s

Studies and future career!

Nevertheless,

I would not wake in

Complete fear at midnight

With negative expectations

Even at some fake calls.

Oh my God!

After death,

I won’t be worried at all

Of my wife’s tantrum turmoil

And so called show offs

Of my relatives and friends!

There’s so much

Advantages in dying,

You see!!

But still,

I don’t want to

Die so far!!!