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Witch!

Unlike yous, I cleared grade five, harnessed the Inglish.  
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By Anup Karki

Doko her to the oobesetetiri 



Relieve her pain? Hah!


She could divine the sex,


Sometimes even the number


Of infants due. 


 


Oh but who shoved words in your mouth!


Last I heard ‘Twas thine domain still.


 


But I heard it too!


A TeeVi that shows clouds.


And from the movement and the pattern


Of the cloud,


She foresees.


 


Once I saw a man on a TV


jump off a cliff;


he sees us,


grunt ‘jeejus’, 


Lo, behold, and cheer:


Springs up living.


Yet (when entangled in lace of her shoes)


Our Roos


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One dies, two injured as witch doctors burn their body parts


plunged Tarebhir last fall 


We couldn’t figure out eye from ear,


Reality, Mitra, is unforgiving.


 


Perhaps she never got to yell ‘Jeejus’?


 


Perhaps…


Perhaps not…


 


Anyways, the clouds..


Akin to how the Jhakris of the past


Would hurl pebbles, feathers, twigs


-Anything hurlable at arm’s reach-


And predict a future calamity.


 


Unlike yous,


I cleared grade five 


harnessed the Inglish.


I need not fear them 


Jhakri goat pebbles


There and now that it’s said.


I’ve a dozen TVs in the scrapboy’s yard


All they show are disturbed clouds.


 


But what junk TeeVi would connect to your belly?


 


Slow down on that teen-pane, antare 


 


And it’s in a hospital…


 


What nonsense! 


 


Aama Kassam,


one needs to pay admit fee to see her.


 


Admit fee? Hah! She must be a doctor.


 


But then everyone would call her a doctor saab;


Not obesetesiri. 


Doctor saab is easier on the tongue.


 


Does she don the white coat?


 


That’s the thing, 


I majorly hear she doesn’t.


But I also minorly hear 


immediately after the two-bodied woman starts it


You know, the disgusting affair,


The coat appears


out of thin air.


 


You need to hone your hearing


One day you might let a chicken 


Speak you into cooking yourself for dinner.


Me, who else there to pray,


I bet she is a doctor.


 


I could never conclude;


All that a shepherd thinks of is sheep.


Laymen like I douse not ourselves into such fires.


 


But men of siens do. 


And I bet on siens that it’s true


She is a witch


 

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