This is how it works in Nepal.[break]
Our politicians will always be above the law. So if our CIAA folks really want to file them charge sheet or whatever, then they should book all them incompetent home ministers, Krishna, Bam Dev Baba and Bhim Rawan as well.
Krishna is famous for winning some bravery award by taking a helicopter to some village to bring Prachandoo and gang back to Kathmandu. Yes, you really need courage to fly to some remote village without any security kya!
The order for them APCs were given during his tenure. I hear them netas wanted some election kharcha and they forced the IGP to sign the deal anyway and pocketed them commissions amongst themselves rey.
I’m not accusing anyone. KP Oli is a saint and he isn’t involved in any criminal activities and doesn’t have them mundrey goondas under his care kya!
Bam Dev isn’t famous for doing any headstand or his breathing techniques.
He’s the Baba who thought crime in the Valley would disappear overnight if all them restaurants and bars were closed down by 11pm. I didn’t know that drinking beer and eating chicken-chillies would aggravate some hormones that would make you loot, shoot and boot people kya!
Instead of closing down everything, he could’ve made us feel safer if all the cops were banned from drinking on duty, and harassing common folks during them checking-secking nataks. We’ve heard many stories of our women being molested by these men in blue. Kaslai gayera complain garney?
And after dark, if you discuss the “rule of law” and “human rights” with our cops, you’ll receive a free gift hamper: bamboo sticks on your head and you’ll have to listen to them gaalis that would make your BP go to 300/200; and if you’re lucky, then you get to spend a night in jail for asking them police-wallahs to treat you with respect and dignity.
Bhim Rawan (no, this isn’t a typo) is famous for doing nothing! Wait a minute, he did use his “15 minutes” of fame for his own personal benefit, kyaaruh. He walked out of the Home Ministry with a brand new SUV. And now he’ll only return it if the government provides another vehicle for him rey. What is this? Timro bauko sampati ho ruh bhanya?
Them home ministers knew all about them faulty APCs. They wanted a few dineros for them election selection kharcha and they gave the go ahead.
I feel sorry for Hem Dai. He was our IGP for only six months! And he wasn’t even allowed to move his own chair without Bamdev’s permission rey!
And poor Ramesh dai. Hope he recovered some of his 5-6 crrores investment to be the top cop kya! Yestai ho Nepalma. Our netas are never found guilty because our CIAA folks can’t find their signatures anywhere rey! How about arresting all their PAs and maybe tapping their phones and confiscating their “black books” kya!
Sorry, let’s not talk about them wiretaps.
We have a home minister now who doesn’t like someone listening to them phone conversations kya!
I feel sorry for our police-wallahs in Sudan. Hope one day our netas too will face the music!
And talking about our Mao-buddies, them dual-security is now over rey! Yes, but they still have the YCLs and them “People’s Volunteers” and I don’t think Mohan dai will get rid of his Rambos anytime soon. This is the “New” Nepal where our politicians get all kinds of security while we pray that we will be safe somehow!
Our comrades want some cold hard cash for them PLA folks who want to go their own way.
The EU-wallahs want to provide them vocational trainings and stuff.
They want to teach them how to fish hola but Prachandoo and Co don’t care much about fishing kya. You need a lot of patience when it comes to fishing, but if you get a chunk load of cash, then you can just buy them trout srout and enjoy your dinner ni! I think our comrades should take classes from them INGOs on “sustainable development” ki ke bhancha ni!
Instead of investing their hard-earned (well, even extortion is hard work, ya!) money on them productive sectors like agriculture and industries, our comrades have invested trillions in them jagga sagga in the Valley.
Baroo you could’ve invested in some hydropower project sroject…. Afno cadreslai kaam pani hoonay, ani deshlai batti pani.
But who cares about the people, eh?
Guffadi blogs at guffadi.blogspot.com
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