They say fat men are funny
And I am the fat man
And single
Because everybody likes joker
But nobody loves
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My futile attempt to make a love
Rarely makes them think twice
The extra flesh in my body
A subject of derision
Disillusioned by the convulsive laughter
My assertions are the jokes
They would love to quote
Not with affection, but with pride
Pride to make the fat man funnier
