After death,
I’ll die / we will die
Then nobody cares
That you existed
Our physical body
Will be buried or burnt
Some may shade crocodile tears
Real tears would be very rare
Anyway,
After my death;
I don’t have to wake up early,
Follow the routine and
Mrityu kaa kaamdaar: Playing with death
Set work goals daily.
I don’t have to worry
About what to wear
And apply sunscreen
To keep me away from sunburn.
Neither I would have
To think about global dirty politics,
Nor worry for my
Country’s pitfalls,
No, I won’t have to even be
Upset for World Climate Change.
After my death,
I would no longer be bothering how to pay
My utility bills?
Wait for salary to be deposited,
Or anxious about my child’s
Studies and future career!
Nevertheless,
I would not wake in
Complete fear at midnight
With negative expectations
Even at some fake calls.
Oh my God!
After death,
I won’t be worried at all
Of my wife’s tantrum turmoil
And so called show offs
Of my relatives and friends!
There’s so much
Advantages in dying,
You see!!
But still,
I don’t want to
Die so far!!!
